The Long Weekend

Summertime toasted
Marshmellows roasted
 many grapes eaten off the vine.

Sun kissed skin
the taste of gin
a DUI and $225 speeding fine.

This was inspired by the McCain’s chocolate cake I just divulged for lunch.

Chocolate Dreams

Chocolate is a precious thing
Most women would choose it over a wedding ring

And every night when I go to bed
Thoughts of chocolate dance in my head

It doesn’t matter if it’s white or black
I’d take a bite of choclate over a million tic tacs

This little diddy of a Haiku comes to us from our friend Jonfucious…

Jonfucious says…

Soft Earth Beneath my Feet
Cold Stone Behind Your Head
I’m Alive, You’re Dead

this lovely Haiku is written by our friend Vince Basho…

The Haiku of Leonard

The stock market game
Leonard the monkey flips
cramer frowns again

I actually wrote this limerick when I was in grade 3 (a couple of decades ago).  It was the first limerick I ever wrote.  I still remember it to this day.

Dingo

There once was a Dingo named Don
Who ate a Farmer named John
The Dingo got Sick
It all was a Trick
The Farmer was holding a Bomb!

The Honest Lawyer

I know you are thinking
that this poem will be blank

but as a lawyer myself
let me be frank

all you non-lawyers are dumb
let me tell you no lies

you think you can win against mcdonalds
for your thunder thighs.

lawyer’s aren’t liars
the last time i looked

its greedy people like you keep calling
i had to take my phone off the hook.

A StupidPoetry.com Welcome Poem

Lance Bass is Gay
Mel Gibson hates Jews
Nobody is perfect
and that includes You.

So get off Your Ass
And get a Real Job
You’re Reading Stupid Poetry
Odds are you’re a fat Slob.

But if you don’t like my advice
and would rather listen to my rhymes
then get comfy in your chair
and have a great time!