The Long Weekend
August 8th, 2006The Long Weekend
Summertime toasted
Marshmellows roasted
many grapes eaten off the vine.
Sun kissed skin
the taste of gin
a DUI and $225 speeding fine.
The Long Weekend
Summertime toasted
Marshmellows roasted
many grapes eaten off the vine.
Sun kissed skin
the taste of gin
a DUI and $225 speeding fine.
This was inspired by the McCain’s chocolate cake I just divulged for lunch.
Chocolate Dreams
Chocolate is a precious thing
Most women would choose it over a wedding ring
And every night when I go to bed
Thoughts of chocolate dance in my head
It doesn’t matter if it’s white or black
I’d take a bite of choclate over a million tic tacs
This little diddy of a Haiku comes to us from our friend Jonfucious…
Jonfucious says…
Soft Earth Beneath my Feet
Cold Stone Behind Your Head
I’m Alive, You’re Dead
I actually wrote this limerick when I was in grade 3 (a couple of decades ago). It was the first limerick I ever wrote. I still remember it to this day.
Dingo
There once was a Dingo named Don
Who ate a Farmer named John
The Dingo got Sick
It all was a Trick
The Farmer was holding a Bomb!
The Honest Lawyer
I know you are thinking
that this poem will be blank
but as a lawyer myself
let me be frank
all you non-lawyers are dumb
let me tell you no lies
you think you can win against mcdonalds
for your thunder thighs.
lawyer’s aren’t liars
the last time i looked
its greedy people like you keep calling
i had to take my phone off the hook.
A StupidPoetry.com Welcome Poem
Lance Bass is Gay
Mel Gibson hates Jews
Nobody is perfect
and that includes You.
So get off Your Ass
And get a Real Job
You’re Reading Stupid Poetry
Odds are you’re a fat Slob.
But if you don’t like my advice
and would rather listen to my rhymes
then get comfy in your chair
and have a great time!